January 2011
155 posts
A breakdown of the coming of 2011.
justyvonne:
11:57 pm
11:58 pm
11:59 pm
12:00 am
12:01 am
December 2010
90 posts
My Mom told me to get off minecraft...
and I was all like
I GOT A NEW FOLLOWER!
WHA'BAM IN THE BUTTHOLE!
penispunch:
lulz so imma go to sleep, i need to wake up by 9:30 so i dont miss watching Ellen at 10. Maybe eat some cookie crisp.
Jesse: "I have to wake up early." Me: "Why?"...
Then i was all like…
Want to fuck REAL girls?
No, I want to fuck fake ones.
Turn Ons to me
Lip biting
Dirty talk
Hair pulling
Hand guiding
Heavy breathing
Having me up against the wall
Wrapping your arms around the small of my back
Kissing my neck
Grabbing my face and kissing me passionately
poo’ing on my chest.
baottousai:
puff14:
CLICK THE SQUARES.
THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS.
oh fuck
I REMEMBER REBLOGGING THIS LIKE HALF A YEAR AGO
SWEET BABY JESUS!!!
Tell my followers thanks for getting us to 3,000...
That moment right after you drop something and...
That awkward moment when you see that one of your...
hezzywezzy:
and you just wanna be like…
Fuck off, Fiims.
Yet another night of staying up past 4am.
Gerbils start scratching as I'm starting to fall...
[1:52:55 AM] Zach: I respect you to much to nut on...
EAR RAPE!!!!!!!111
Can I be in the call?
NO!
Sneezing:
“An orgasm of the face.”
Cool story, bro.
tell it again.
Kid cudi makes everything all better.
My Top 10 Films of the Year List:
1. Black Swan
2. Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World
3. The Social Network
4. Tangled
5. Youth In Revolt
6. How To Train Your Dragon
7. Inception
8. True Grit
9. Kick Ass
10. The Town
Movies that just missed the cut:
The Book Of Eli, Get Him To The Greek, Toy Story 3, Despicable Me, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1, Legand of the Guardian: The Owls of Ga’hoole, Let Me In.
I wonder if anyone on Tumblr has a crush on me.
I’d be like;
pussy shit.